Soccer

We were sitting on the couch and there was a soccer game on TV.

Katie: "Daddy, are you on the red team or blue team?"

Daddy: "Red team. What team are you on?"

Katie: "I want to be on the red team like you Daddy! Will you throw me the ball?"

Mommy: "Katie, in soccer you have to kick the ball, not throw it."

Katie (rolling her eyes): "Mommy, Daddy can only throw the ball to me because I am fragile."

I think we have told her brother too many times to stop jumping and sitting on his sister because she is "fragile".